slap it up, rub it down 

A type of masturbation involving a gentle slapping to stiffen the penis, followed by stroking up and down the shaft of the penis to the point of ejaculation.

When Willie is a little slow to wake up one thing you can do is slap it up, rub it down.

slap it up, rub it down by Popo4242 August 11, 2017

slap it in 

to inject or penetrate a penis into a vagina

Chad: "So, on your date with Mrs. Heath, did you get to slap it in?"
Kurt: "No, her beef curtains got in the way"

slap it in by Stee April 29, 2003

Slap it down 

Term of encouragement or disparagement used by white men with small penises after a notable ribbing.

"I said 'slap it down', homie"

Slap it down by Marty February 22, 2003

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k) by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025

Banana Slap-It 

It is like punch buggie. but its on the beach.
When you see a person in a speedo, or banana hammock, you punch your friend.

Adding the "no punch back " phrase is optional.

Dude, fat dude in a speedo, "Banana Slap-It, no punch back!"

Banana Slap-It by Jeezy 117 May 27, 2009

cut it and slap it 

the process of slapping a womans ass, then making the same motion in the opposite direction as if to cut it away, then repat several times while blasting "Hypnotize" by Notorious BIG

"last night she got so drunk she made me do the cut, slap it for 30 minutes straght before finishing it off with the credit card

cut it and slap it by Brett Booth and Robert Parker May 6, 2005

put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.

person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

put that in your back pocket and slap it by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006