Short Man Syndrome 

Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better.

And all short men are in denial of it!

"Never date a man under 5'10", because he's bound to have short man syndrome."

Short Man Syndrome by Posh Birds Do It Best December 3, 2009

short man syndrome 

usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature

Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!

short man syndrome by Sum Guy February 11, 2006

short man syndrome 

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.

short man syndrome by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009

Short Man Syndrome 

When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.

"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome

Short Man Syndrome by Schmo October 18, 2018

short man syndrome 

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia

Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.

short man syndrome by anon dot June 15, 2006

short man syndrome 

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome

short man syndrome by crunk February 22, 2005

short man syndrome 

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

short man syndrome by Gumby May 13, 2005