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shlang neck 

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat
Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction
shlang neck by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

shlang out 

It means to go somewhere with the intention of having sex with the person you're going with.

Short for in other words: hang out with your wang out, rock out with your cock out, Trick out with your dick out, Greet out with your meat out, School out with your tool out, Ring out with your thing out, Wad out with your rod out, Roast out with your toast out, and Roll out with your roll out.
I was gonna shlang out at the party yesterday with Kaitlyn.
shlang out by Lehv July 13, 2007

Shlang’in 

To have a massive penis
Shlang’in by NotaDomesticTerroist September 20, 2022

hoop shlang 

Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.
Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"
hoop shlang by dwerbs March 30, 2004

shanghai sharks

a chinese basketball association team, which is often referred to in jokes. when an nba player plays badly, people will say that they will be playing on the shanghai sharks next year, and attach a video of all-time great nba players and teams
did you see the game last night? the guys who sold are gonna be like kobe and shaq on the shanghai sharks next year
shanghai sharks by unbirdie June 2, 2021

SHANGRILAVILLE

SHANGRILAVILLE:- That VILLE is the sort of small area concept which contains beautiful, intelligent people who l o v e making - love day and night - especially in big towns like London.
Well, as far as I'm concerned this meeting is over, I'm off to SHANGRILAVILLE for some fun, see you next month.
SHANGRILAVILLE by 1STFABARM May 5, 2019