1.
Someone who is wuss/pussy at doing anything, and won't go anywhere to chill. Basically, a lazy fuck that doesn't do shit and is too much of a wuss to do anything daring.

2.
Basically a longer version of Pussy or Panzy. The "Shitfucked" is an adjective for Panzy.

3.
Someone who refuses to do anything, being selfish and avoiding situations.

Example 1:
Brian: Yo dude, you gonna come with us to the game tonight?

Peter: Naaa, man its aight, i feel like goin home.

Brian: Your such a shit fucked panzy

Example 2:

Derek: Yo, can you lend me a dollar, i dont got enough for this meal.

Walter: Hey, I need some of this money, ask someone else.

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Pete: Yo walter is nuts

Derek: Ye, what a shit fucked panzy

Shit Fucked Panzy by KneeGrowBob October 25, 2010

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Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.

That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.

Shit Fucked by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022

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Shit is fucked up and bullshit

Commentary on the economy during 2011 Occupy Wall Street protests. The grammar may be wrong, but the sentiment is there.

Suit: Get a job you lazy hippie!

Protester: Hey man, don't you know shit is fucked up and bullshit on Wall Street? There aren't any jobs left.

Shit is fucked up and bullshit by 99Percent October 14, 2011

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shit is fucked

Completely and totally screwed, fucked up, wack or absurd.

"You see that sweet mami, dawg?"
"Dat mami's a dude, dude!"
"Dat shit is fucked B!"

shit is fucked by Jeanyis June 11, 2008

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