Shitcunt
"Donger started complaining about the food, although it was all there was, seeing as they were shipwrecked, what a shitcunt!"
Shitcunt by THE original Cunty November 6, 2013
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shitgunned
To take something noble and honorable and throw it all away in search of self promotion and damaged goods. Kind of like Anakin Skywalker threw away being the savior of the galaxy for Natalie Portman, only if you replace her w/ Lindsey Lohan and the cover of galactic douche magazine.
shitgunned by Snips. December 31, 2011
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shitcuntitis
Disease is commonly found in males & females between the ages of 15 through 25. Similar to the common 'asshole' sufferers of Shitcuntitis diminish the life expectancy of all around them by their unpleasant personality. Unfortunately there is no known cure to this disease.
The disease has been recently popularized in the beginning of 2011 by sufferer Ben, and previously by the entire cast of Jersey Shore, although appearing to hold a deep running hatred for sufferers of Shitcuntitis Ben is yet to discover that he actually has the worst known case of this debilitating disease to date, and will continue to become more of a shitcunt as the years go on. We can only pray he overcomes this disease. Our prayers are with you Ben, we can only hope you can pull your head out your ass before the disease well and truly takes over.
shitcuntitis by .abigoldfuckyou. April 13, 2011
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Shitcunt blues
1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
Shitcunt blues by munkeylegend December 8, 2013
shitcunt
The most dirty, low down, untrustworthy, immoral, liberty taking, liar, grass (police informant), hated, person that there is. The sort of person that fucks your girlfriend when you are helping their mother into her new flat or you are at the bank, getting yourself in debt arranging an overdraft just to pay off his drug debts whilst he is fucking your bird.
"That guy is a right shitcunt, he told the Department for Work and Pensions that I was claiming benefits whilst working in the factory"
shitcunt by Cornish Cockney May 28, 2017