shithouse door on a tuna boat 

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

shithouse door on a tuna boat by Pard Padre January 29, 2008

Brick Shithouse 

UK usage-

A very big person, normally male who is as broad as he is tall yet carries very little fat. Not the sort of person you would willingly upset.

Term comes from the large brick built outside toilets once common in working class areas of the UK.

I ain't gonna mess with him, he's a bleedin' brick shithouse.

Brick Shithouse by black flag June 7, 2004

shithouse 

A method in which a person/collective overcome a challenge in a cheeky or slightly unethical manner.

"Arch used some absolute shithousery on pro-clubs the other night."

shithouse by ManLikeArch May 25, 2021

crazy as a shithouse rat 

Deranged, demented behavior that others deem similar to that of a rodent that dwells in a wood shithouse.

He's crazy as a shithouse rat! If his toes slip off that steering wheel that car's gonna roll.

crazy as a shithouse rat by Rev Tolby November 1, 2007

Shithouse Poet 

When you think you have grown out of laughing at things on bathroom walls, then are not only laughing about the thought, but are truly inspired to write something.

I was waiting, ass clenched in my truck while getting unloaded

Now I'm thanking god for this outhouse or my ass would have exploded

*example of what a Shithouse Poet would write

Shithouse Poet by The Lost Truck Driver August 22, 2010

shithouse poet 

1. One who speaks made up poetry to you while you are sitting in the bathroom.
2. One who writes made up poetry on the bathroom walls.

I am the shithouse poet, as if you didn't know it... I came here to sit and think, but alas all i've done is shit and stink.

shithouse poet by Johnny July 16, 2004

shithouse reporter 

A news or current affairs' reporter/journalist who has shown through the many stories that they have done that they really really suck at their job.

(insert name here) is a real shithouse reporter

shithouse reporter by the_chocolate_juggernaut August 3, 2007