1. an evasive sinking maneuver on a 90 degree angle from the pursuer's course
2. aggressive facial expression of dwarf child stars
1. "Yea, he was coming at me with this little blade he pulled out from under his tongue and so at the last second i shinked out of the way he just tripped over me."
2."Hehe! did you see Gary Coleman shink just then?"
To vacate an area of space in a matter of nanoseconds or with ninja like speed. A shink is only successful when the person shinking is not detected in the slightest and makes other people believe they vanished into thin air.
Human 1: "Damn dude I've got all this paper work to finish by 5:00 but I honestly couldn't be fucked!!"