Sheating 

Eating while taking a shit.

I love sheating, infact, last night I ate half a pizza while taking a crap.

Sheating by DJIVB February 2, 2012

Shearing 

When two sheeps scissor, its called shearing.

I was walking by the farm and I saw a couple of sheep shearing.

Shearing by TheDeathsticker November 1, 2013

Sheating 

(Verb) When you take a shit and eat at the very same time.

Last tuesday Franklin the turtle had to shit and hadnt eaten all day.
So franklin decided to save time by sheating.

Sheating by Calvin Broadus III January 25, 2010

Shearing the sheep 

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

Shearing the sheep by TehOwner February 27, 2015

sheringas 

Really bad, sharp pains, bubbling in your stomach ache, that leads to explosive diarrhea.

Oh man, I ate last night's Chinese Food for breakfast, now I'm stuck on the toilet with the Sheringas!

sheringas by SMCastle3 January 6, 2018

sheep shearing 

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

sheep shearing by szilfifa March 11, 2015

sheading 

(verb) reading while taking a dump

A: "omg, what's taking you so long in there?"

B: "i'm sheading"

sheading by Optimus' December 6, 2009