pear shaped 

A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase "It's all gone pear shaped." The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.

"Howard Dean must have thought he was a shoo-in for the Democratic presidential nomination, but somehow in the primaries it all went pear shaped."

pear shaped by Mooseboy February 11, 2004

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. by Frauggu March 2, 2017

ava sharpe 

Ava Sharpe is a character from the CW show DC's Legends of Tomorrow she is a very strong woman and clone from the future. She was the director of the time bureau before joining the legends, Rip Hunter is also finally dead. Powerful leader who is the biggest bottom for her girlfriend, Sara Lance, please she's an amazing lesbian how can we not love her; Stan Avalance for clear skin and gay happiness. I know she will make the best time mom ever for the seven children on the Waverider.

Ava Sharpe is the love of Sara Lance's life, as well as mine.

ava sharpe by shi,bi and ready to cri October 15, 2019

sharted 

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014

friend shaped

A way of saying someone is naturally comfortable and enjoyable to be around.

You're friend shaped!
You're friend shaped too!

friend shaped by Trixie_the_Kitty October 10, 2021

Shared Status 

On Facebook, to re-post someone else's status as your own status. Similar to a retweet, but preceded by SS. Can be followed by the re-poster's own comment.

Official Form: SS @Original Poster: Original Poster's Status <<< Re-Poster's Comment (optional)

Larry's Status: I'm loving this new EA Game

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game

or

Courtney's Status after seeing Larry's: SS @Larry: I'm loving this new EA Game <<< I bought the Collector's Edition

Shared Status has just occurred

Shared Status by CM Joker December 15, 2009

Sharpied

To be written on with a sharpie pen.

"OMG, Georgie just sharpied me!"

Sharpied by Lollypop 24073 September 9, 2009