shaboinga 

A male penis, also known as a dick, a jimmy, a johnson, a weiner, a cock, a donkey, a dong, a monkey, and so on.

I like getting my shaboinga sucked.

shaboinga by PIMP June 11, 2006

Shaboingery 

Shaboing - Manipulation through jokes
Shaboinging - Act of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingery - Crime of manipulation through jokes
Shaboingee - Victim of shaboinging
Shaboinger - Assailant of shaboinging/person who commits shaboingery

the judge said, "You have been charged with the crime shaboingery."

Shaboingery by Snowy_Bee November 5, 2022

Seasoning 

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

Seasoning by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

Shartoning 

The practice of singing songs but altering the words to be relevant to farts or shit.

Did you hear Callan shartoning at band practice. He is a mad shartoner.

Shartoning by Heathenlamb July 30, 2018

Sharing the Moose 

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

Sharing the Moose by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009

foreskin-shadowing 

1. The ability to predict one's future sexual endeavors by examining set individual's creases near the head of the penis.

Those who have been circumcised have lost this ability.

2. When a male is dancing with a girl and becomes hard in anticipation of a future sexual encounter

3. Dick wrinkles

Woah, these dick wrinkles are strong foreskin-shadowing.

His premature erection was foreskin-shadowing of things to come.

foreskin-shadowing by theprehnmantis October 31, 2010

Seasoning American 

A term used to describe those of urban ancestry who do not believe that using fresh vegetables or herbs in cooked dishes constitutes seasoning. If there are not enough powdered dried herbs to make the dish have a grainy consistency, then it would be considered "unseasoned", despite the fresh vegetables and herbs often being the same herbs that the group of people would use in powdered form. Often used in conjunction with unwashed chicken, a practice involving lathering a raw chicken in dish soap.

Synonymous with Basketball Americans and Urban Youth.

Shaqueesha: Why you wypipo never seasun yo chicken? And why you ain't warshing it?
Marie: It has fresh garlic, onions, and bell peppers in the pan with it..
Shaqueesha: Shiieeet, that ain't no seasuning!

Marie: Fucking Seasoning Americans..

Seasoning American by Delusion Enjoyer March 31, 2023