semi-pro football player

Not quite a professional football player. Semi pro football teams are made up of these fatties that used to play in high school, but have since let themselves go. On the field, they enjoy slamming their waists into one another with the secondary goal of moving a football shaped ball around. Off the field, they enjoy wearing extremely tight wife beaters that have the American Gladiators logo on them while wearing tiny shorts. They have to eat every thirty minutes, or they might lose weight, so they buy processed canned meats that smell terrible and snack away even at work.
When something funny is heard, the semi pro football player incorrectly repeats what he heard while laughing.
Semi pro football players enjoy company while using the bathroom, so if they spot someone of the same sex taking off his watch to go take a dump, the SPFP is almost sure to follow so that he can enjoy the flatulence of the co-dumper.
SPFPs also enjoy flinging crap around the bathroom stall, drawing a picture of it, and then telling everyone that "someone missed the seat in the bathroom." It is really the S.P.F.P. that did it, though, because it is hard to tell where the anus is when the buttocks has such a large surface area.

Ian: Is someone dragging a beached whale up the stairs?

X: AhhEEEE!! Thata sum loud thunderus nose in da stairwell

Josh: *opens stairwell door* Oh hey, guys! Sorry, I'm late. I had to "work out" because I'm a semi-pro football player.

semi-pro football player by Ianfection January 20, 2009

semi-productive procrastination 

(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate

Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.

Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.

kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."

parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."

semi-productive procrastination by LivingIt September 22, 2010

semi-productive procrastination 

(noun) what you do when you don't feel like working but aren't procrastinating either. instead, you're being semi-productive regarding what you should be doing. instead of doing your work, you're doing something related to it but completely unnecessary.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate.

also: (adj.) a semi-productive procrastinator.

DIFFERENT than productive procrastination because you're NOT being fully productive with random things other than your work, nor are you being fully productive with your actual job.
rather, you ARE being somewhat kinda productive towards what you should be doing (but aren't).

similar to quasimultislacking but not exactly.

friend: "i'm working on that current events assignment for tomorrow, how 'bout u?"
semi-productive procrastinator: "yeah me too! i've spent the past 20 minutes trying out different fonts."
friend: "that semi-productive procrastination will be the thing that brings your GPA down."

semi-productive procrastination by effyes September 25, 2010

Semi Professional Pussy Popper 

A female who is a fake hoe. Basically out here professing the hoe life and acting as such, while also giving up the pussy for free. Constantly.

"Oh she goes to the club every week and takes girls trips? Bro she a semi professional pussy popper"

Semi Professional Pussy Popper by RedPillKJ June 29, 2022

Semi Professional Girlfriend

The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.

"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"

Semi Professional Girlfriend by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019

Semi proprietary 

When a device uses standard or non proprietary connections, yet makes itself proprietary by only working with certain devices. A good example of this is Astro Mixamps and Astro A50 Base Stations. Sure they'll work on PS4, Xbox One, and PC, but the specific Mixamp or Base Station for each platform is needed.

Astro Headsets are semi proprietary

Semi proprietary by Jayrod64* November 30, 2019