Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015

selling life 

Getting the bae pregnant

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck

selling life by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015

trauma seeking behavior 

Person engaged in a dangerous act with the most likely conclusion is their ending up a patient in a trauma unit.

An idiot riding a wheelie down the interstate at 70 mph with no helmet.

"Rick must be drunk, wrestling an alligator is trauma seeking behavior."

trauma seeking behavior by keifermail August 21, 2008

Cock Seeking Missile 

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.

Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."

Cock Seeking Missile by SoloKong November 25, 2010

Validation Seeking Behavior

Describes an action that is seeking external approval from others; typically to solve some deep-rooted childhood trauma.

That girl is exhibiting validation seeking behavior by posting half-naked selfies on Instagram all day.

Validation Seeking Behavior by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

fame-seeking missile 

An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.

Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.

fame-seeking missile by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

Not seeing tits 

The #1 leading cause for testicular explosion in the US, Canada, Puerto Rico, Kyrgyzstan, Chad, and the volcanic moon of Io

it's a real thing, s******a. Trust me I'm a doctor. Show me ur tits my balls are literally going to explode from Not seeing tits, specifically your tits, s******a

Not seeing tits by realdoctor1234 September 8, 2019