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Bon Scotted 

To be very Drunk.

In memory of AC/DC Vocalist d.1979 of Alcohol Poisoning. Bon Scott-RIP.
Wow- Agnes was really Bon Scotted the other night. She was making out with a street sign.
Bon Scotted by WBM July 10, 2006
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scrotter 

Usually gangs of local yobs, all together sharing the one roll up and look for ways to pick fight with random people.

Think pre chav culture but based in the black country area of the west midlands
Look at that gang of scrotters hanging about in bus stop trying to smash it up.
scrotter by ej2095 March 11, 2017

scrotterboatard 

1. Someone willing to get down on their knee's and motorboat the bosses testicles making an absolute meal of it causing trauma.
2. A man who is seriously lacking in skill when it comes to scrotterboating his Superior work colleagues.

3. Someone who has not perfected the art of brown nosing or scrotterboating someone to seek one's benefit.

4. Someone who has not successfully made the transition from motorboating to testicular scrotterboating.

5. A man who can't relieve or impress his superior with his scrotterboating skills.

6. A serious fucktard or fucking retard.

7. A Man unfortunately missing fine tuned scrotterboating from his resume.

8. Someone willing to get carpet burn on their knee's to get ahead.
1. Project Manager: " Man I can't even sit down on my chair I just had Martin and Darryl in here scotterboating me. Feels like my nuts have been through a cheese grater!"

General Manager: "Yeah they are both Scrotterboatard's!"

Project Manager: "Well I'm off to to get some elective surgery, though you can hardly call it elective look what they have done to my crotch. Looks like a dog has been chewing it"

General Manager: "Well I'm floating on a cloud. Next time allow Bridge. He is a master Scrotterboater!"

2. Man1: "Bro did you get that job?"

Man2: "No it did not go well. They said I need to work a lot harder on my scrotterboating!"

Man1: "So your a scrotterboatard?"

Man2: "Bro just don't like the idea of a mans nuts in my mouth or anything else from the south"

Man1: "Ha ha bro job ain't worth it hey"

Man2: "No way bro I'll just stick to working hard"
scrotterboatard by mooroobool November 16, 2013
Dude, you scroted the keyboard with your Cheetos fingers.
Scroted by Mystery Muse December 14, 2021
To drink with someone who has a much higher capacity for alcohol than you, which results in you being so drunk that you throw up out of your taxi window while your drinking partner calmly eats pringles
Went out last night and got totally Scotted
Scotted by NeverScottedAgain April 5, 2022
A meaningless word that can be used an a verb or adjective to annoy your friends.
Josh: Ethan isn’t scroted

Braxton: I know right? Bro get scroted
Scroted by GetScrotedL May 18, 2022