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scratch not itch want 

1.Reference to the philosophy of self-indulgence, whether to deny or sate.
2.Statement of self-denial.
3.A description of the compelling desire for that from which one abstains.
4. For reasons of conditioning, faith, or pride, the human chooses to deny his instinctive responses to hunger, rage, lust, grief, fear, or even happiness, but suffers temptation as a result.
One should not deny his desires lest he scratch not itch want.

to scratch the old itch 

kind of joke. It means to satisfy the need to sex.
I just want to scratch the old itch.
to scratch the old itch by amar90 September 10, 2010

to scratch the old itch 

Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch

tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.
When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.
tough itch to scratch by Duckyduck November 26, 2013

Itch to scratch 

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)
I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.
Itch to scratch by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008

Scratching like a DJ

Female masturbation. Frigging the bean back and forth like a DJ scratching vinyl.

I walked in on my roommate scratching like a DJ last night.

I woke up so engorged and horny I had to scratch it like a dj.

My uncle offered me $200 if he could watch me scratch it like a dj. Want to go to the mall?