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A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow
Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

Dirty Schloppy 

When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets!
When you turd in your clown shoe until its full then stick your schlong in it, then stick your schlong in the ticket counter girls ass while she is bent over the counter eating, popcorn, cotton candy and peanuts while holding a balloon and selling tickets! This is a Dirty schloppy.....

Schlopped 

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)
" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."
Schlopped by googoobear October 12, 2008

Schloppi 

To make a mess of things or to be indecisive

or

To resemble a celebrity.
In World War 2, Italy could be said to be schloppi in their decision to swap sides.

Laura schloppi really looks like noel fielding.
Schloppi by AOKOAK October 31, 2009
Something out of this world amazing, originally in the description of good oral sex, but can be applied as seen fit. Closely resembling the word “sloppy” but better because it should be said emphasizing the “sh” sound.

Most commonly referred to as “shloppy top”
“Man I heard that Harry got some shloppy top in the school parking lot.”

“She gives the shloppiest head in school, it sounds like someone trying to unclog a toilet“

It’s too bad John’s girl doesn’t give him any shloppy top
Shloppy by Nickynascar April 7, 2018

schleppyweg

when you want someone to get you a beer you call them a schleppyweg.
"go get me a beer you giant schleppyweg"