scarsdale 

Home of the Jews. Needless to say, if you venture out into this wealthy NYC suburb during a Jewish holiday such as Yom Kippur, alas! No stores are open. Anywhere.


So don't even try.

But the high school is bangin' yo. They got them TVs in the hallways.

"Yo, I took the SATs at Scarsdale high the other day, and man, it was madd filled with asians and jews!"

"Ew, that girl is such a JAP. She must be from Scarsdale."

scarsdale by citizen of rye March 21, 2005

Scarsdale 

A town where people will look at you like you have 3 heads if you say you plan on attending a public university. The main town that gives Westchester County a bad name (or good name, which ever way you look at it.) The reason people think Westchester is full of snobs is mostly b/c of Scarsdale. A town whose postal address spans, literally, 6 towns, so that some people in Eastchester, Yonkers, Mamaroneck, New Rochelle, and Greenburgh can impress their relatives in Jersey by saying they live in "Scarsdale". A place where you are the pariah if you didn't get a Ferrari for your 15th birthday.
Everything that happens in Scarsdale is such a big fucking deal. Bomb threat at Scarsdale High School - front page of the newspaper. Bomb threat at Mount Vernon High School - wait, I've never heard of any bomb threats there...

The word "snob" derives from Scarsdale:
Scarsdale
New york
Obnoxious
Brat

Scarsdale by YO Man June 30, 2004

Scarsdale 

A town in New York that everyone on this fucking website seems to hate because A FEW people are rich. Also hated because there are a lot of Jews. IS THAT EVEN SO BAD?!! Nobody gets ferraris, barely anyone even gets cars for their 16th b-day. Also, one definition made fun of our football team. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR WEALTH. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR RELIGION. YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF OUR GOOD SCHOOLS.
YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT THE SCARSDALE RAIDERS!!!
All these false stereotypes are making me want to move to Colorado, where I won't be treated like a snob BECAUSE I'M FUCKING NOT ONE! Also, there is a lot of snow here, which is a plus.

Hey you wanna move to Scarsdale? Yeah, I've heard it's a nice town with nice people. The kids would love all the snow, too.

Scarsdale by TheScarsdaleRaider March 20, 2013

Scarsdale 

Another rich hellhole in Westchester. Similar to Bronxville and Chappaqua. In fact, basically the same. While there are some nice people, and some people who aren't ultra-rich and won't recieve a BMW with their driver's licence, most people are quite snobby and rich. Some call themselves "Jews" but don't follow the principles of Judaism at all, kids start "dating" in fifth grade, and anyone who doesn't wear Lacoste or Abercrombie is in some deep shit.

(These are all true)

Skank: OMG, you look like such a fag!
Me (wearing cheaper clothes): and why would that be?
Skank: You don't have a label! You gotta wear Abercrombie

Skank on cell: Oh my god, I don't get why everyone hates Scarsdale, just because we have the money and use it doesn't make us bad, does it?

Skank: I went shopping at tarzhay
Male Skank: don't you mean target?
Skank: yes, but target sounds uncultured

Asshole in Jeep with rolex: yo, pimp my ride! Ain't it ghetto?

Scarsdale by Scarsdalesux September 22, 2006

Scarsdale 

The most Jewish town in the world. where everyone is a JAP, so everyone calls everyone else a JAP without feeling bad. eveyone who lives there is so proud to say that they do. what they dont realize is- no one cares.

home of the walking designer,model body,big nosed girls
and the really nerdy well dressed guys

where there are about three black kids in the school, none of whom are ghetto at all.

where public schools beat out most private schools.

welcome to scarsdale....
girl wearing lacoste shirt points at girl wearing juicy pants and squeals: OMFG SHE IS SUCH A JAP!

rich girl to semi-rich girl: no. eeeefffing. way. i cant believe you didnt get a mini cooper with your drivers license. you are soooo deprived!

Scarsdale by ilivehere December 6, 2006

Scarsdale 

where the rich kids are scared to go down central ave to Nathans for the street races because it's technically Yonkers

"I got a bimmer!" "shuttup ur pops bought it for u. run those keys too." "please give me my car back!" "my whip now. peace."

Scarsdale by d-block October 27, 2004

Scarsdale 

The base location for New York's Jewish population Which apparently is something to be desired by other towns who all seek to be encompassed within the 10583 zip code. Little do these towns know, that being a part of Scarsdale has symptoms that consist of the following:

1. Way too much money, resulting in random TVs appearing in school hallways.
2. A terrible high school football team.
3. JAPS
4. Many Hummers driven by tooth pick thin Scarsdale moms who pay no attention to the fact that they are taking up two lanes.
5. Other acts of equal unintelligence in direct proportion to the sizes of Heathcote houses.

EVERY MORNING SOMEONE PARKS A HUMMER IN FRONT OF SCARSDALE HIGH SCHOOL.

"Thats typical Scarsdale, a hummer taking up two parking spots"

Scarsdale by A Sarcastic Storm January 29, 2009