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time to salute the little soldier 

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.
It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.

Salute La Familia

A take on the Italian:
'Salute' (hail/health)
'La Familia' (the/our family)/ 'La' (the), can be changed to 'Mi' (my)

A phrase said to honor those you consider family, either being blood relatives or a close nit group of friends/Pack.
*At a bar with a tight nit group of friends* *Leader of the group raises the first drink of the night*

~Salute La Familia !!

*Group cheers, clinks glasses together*

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Fast Five, Dominic Toretto quote: "Money will come and go. We all know that. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now. Salute, mi familia."
Salute La Familia by AlphaBitch August 1, 2012

Jersey salute 

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language
Jersey salute by Jess February 27, 2005

Bronx salute 

Flipping someone off.

Displaying the middle finger.
The guy who cut me off slammed on his brakes, so I gave him a Bronx salute.
Bronx salute by technocat11 December 2, 2010

The Two Digit Salute

A gesture interchangeably used as a greeting, a goodbye, or more commonly as a visual exclamation point at the end of a sentence. Also makes a great ice breaker in awkward moments.

Using your dominate hand, extend your hand palm up at about waist level opposite your target(s). Using the appropriate amount of sarcasm, open your hand and go through the motion of gently tapping the bottom of their balls a few times while making a clicking sound with your tongue and the roof of your mouth. It looses a sense of dignity if any actual contact is made. Doing this at close range (2 to 3 feet away) is very effective and a great ice breaker.
In almost one motion, he smiled, pointed at the clock, gave us all the two digit salute, and walked away leaving us briefly stunned.

Stache Salute 

When a person without a mustache gives a person with a mustache some sort of a sign of respect for his sweet stache.

Originated in 2001, by Krampack, as a way to salute El Stachio when arriving at his well. The original salute consisted of sliding one's index finger slowly across their upper lip, in an arched manner.
"That guy has been rocking his stache since High School, so I always give him a proper Stache Salute."

"I always give him mad props with a Stache Salute."
Stache Salute by El Stachio February 6, 2010