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ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"
smoffo by [moji] November 2, 2006
Related Words
smoft SMOF smoff Smofap smofe Smoffee smoffie smoffing smoffo Smoffocate
The word you use when you can’t determine whether or not in the air is fog or smog.
E.g. The air in Hong Kong, could be considered smog or fog, so just use smofog.
Used in cases when you cannot tell if smog or fog.
“Wow, the smofog is really visible today.”
I can’t tell if that’s smog or fog, so its smofog.”
Smofog by Living Dreadful January 6, 2018
smooth and soft = smoft

–verb (used with object)
1. to put your mouth on a smooth and soft surface of the body such as stomach or butt with no hair, create an airtight seal with the mouth, then blow to emit a juicy fart sound

2. to punish by putting your mouth on someone's smooth and soft stomach and blowing to make him uncomfortable and laugh

–noun
3. an act or instance of smofting

-noun phrase
4. butt smoft, an act of smofting on someone's bare ass
Guy 1: It's time for your smoft. lift up your shirt

Person A: i'm going to smoft you 8 times
Person B: you are so gay

*guy is lying on the bed with his shorts pulled down to just below his waist, showing his bare ass*

Guy 2: Wow, it's a full moon tonight, time to butt smoft you
smoft by batrider March 31, 2011
smooth and soft. can mean cool. or getting high
dam this is really smoft,
im smoft off my head
smoft by phicas January 18, 2005
a young girl who is usually miss judged but is really nice when you get to know her. bery stunning and kind
also freinds with, gracey, jezebeland anybody else who smokes weed
corr look at that smoffie
shes a right stoner
smoffie by xxx-ooo June 20, 2008
Guy 1 : Did you see that guy get all those chicks last night?

Guy 2 : Yeh what a smofo.
Smofo by samuel l samson April 22, 2009