rubcation 

The period of time between ending one job and starting a new one. This carefree, optimistic, joyful time period allows for as much jerking off as you please with no guilt that you should be looking for a new job instead.

After a year of job hunting, I got the job of my dreams and since it doesn't start for another month, I will be taking an well-deserved, relaxing, extended rubcation with myself, porn and various lubricants.

rubcation by Cooches Inc. September 9, 2020

ruinion 

1. A reunion where everything is ruined for the worse when expectations had been that everything should have gotten better.
2. A reunion where pieces are missing causing its a failure.

Elwood Blues: I'm thinking of putting the band back together. Maybe you could join us.

Cab Chamberlain: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!
Elwood Blues: I think you need a hug.

-The ruinion scene from Blues Brothers 2000

ruinion by GunsNFNRoses July 27, 2010

Post-Masturbatorial Urination 

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.

Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.

Post-Masturbatorial Urination by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008

Urination Congregation 

The act of two or more girls going to the bathroom at the same time.

Ashley- Sara I have to go pee come with me!
Sara- okay!
Ryan- There they go again, damn that urination congregation.

Urination Congregation by Dan Delli Bovi February 12, 2009

Urination Coronation 

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.

Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.

Urination Coronation by levahan December 7, 2009

urination dance

The urineation dance is an action performed when one must urinate badly. It is conducted by placing your legs together to seal off and prevent premature urination.

The urination dance is the opposite of the rain dance. It's objective is to prevent water from falling.

urination dance by Albert January 6, 2005

urinationalist 

An advocate of or believer in both nationalism and golden showers.

*See also: Donald Trump, watersports, golden shower

Trump's presidency will surely lead to a steady stream of followers to the urinationalist right.

urinationalist by +ApN+ January 17, 2017