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J. R. Rotem 

A world-famous record producer and attention whore. He is best known for interrupting his musicians' radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!" or "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!"
Radio: BEGLUGA HEIGHTS!!!
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!

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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..
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Rotund Lint Ball 

When a male shaves his pubes only to paste them back together on his crotch in the shape of an orb.
Did you see Jerry's rotund lint ball? It was very well constructed.
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ropumpkin 

Ropumpkin
Jesus Christ, is that a ropumpkin!?!”
“By golly this ropumpkin sure is a ropumpkin!”
Did you bring the ropumpkin?”
“Wow, this sure is a good b&r, bed and ropumpkin”
“Once a ropumpkin, always a ropumpkin”
“Live, laugh, ropumpkin”

Rotulence 

The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.
Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.
Rotulence by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

Hop on ROTMG 

Code for being secretly massively homosexual. Often used by male gamers who are worried about being persecuted for their sexuality by their peers.
"Hey, wanna hop on ROTMG later?"
"Yeah sure, but I gotta go to bed at 11"
Short for, Rise of the tmnt.

Godly show created by the mixture of both humor and anime fights.

Leo is gay and you cant deny it
Donnie is a badboy but a softie
Raph is raph
Mikey is babey

These 4 are brothers and anyone who ships them with one another is a fucked up piece of shit who can burn in hell.
"HEY! Do you watch RoTTMNT?"
"HELL YEAH I DO!"

"LEOTELLO UWU OWO!!!"
*Grabs bazooka* "Better take that back."
rottmnt by Valdixx January 31, 2021
Rolling on the muthafucking floor
"Yo bro nice jokes! That makes me lmao lol. I'm rotmff!!!!"
rotmff by JtothaDUBS October 29, 2011