go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script 

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

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"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

Replacementship 

The relationship one enters immediately following a break-up. This can be done to help with the healing process, make your ex jealous, or hide the fact that you're still upset about things ending with the last person.

I'm in an open-replacementship... you can never have too many rebounds, right?

Replacementship by AKB1011 June 2, 2011

I don't chase em i replace em 

This phrase became popular from the NOTORIOUS B.I.G. song One More Chance.

Meaning that you don't fall into a women's attempt to play games / play hard to get.

If a woman doesn't treat you right, you can and will replace her without question with another woman.

Women for you are a dime a dozen.

This definition could also be reversed for a women to a man.

Person 1: Hey man I heard Heather was playing games with you the other night at the club

Person 2: Yea, for real man, she be trifilin sometimes but i cant help it... girl got me twisted.

Person 1: See bro that's exactly why I don't chase em i replace em. These old girls gotta know, if they play games they gotta go..

Person 2: Damn fool you harsh.

Person 1: Thats how I roll bro

I don't chase em i replace em by Chris Waltham January 24, 2011

the replacements 

noun: Seminal Eighties alternative banded fronted by Paul Westerberg. Also, a shit movie with Keanu Reeves about football or something.

"Have you ever heard of the Replacements?"
"Wasn't that a movie or something?"
"Yeah, probably. Shut the fuck up."

the replacements by mcstallard February 28, 2005

Roplaced 

When a human's job is replaced by a robot, machine, or software.

Jack got roplaced by a self-checkout machine.
The robot vacuum roplaced Jill's job.

Roplaced by Cyrus Ruffy November 17, 2019

replacement ref 

n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.

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Why is this bus turning down a one-way street?

I think there's a replacement ref driving.

Word.

replacement ref by gnostic1 October 8, 2012

replacement girl 

A good looking girl to replace you ex(who you may still be having realtionships with).

Me and my ex still cool but im really looking for a replacement girl!

replacement girl by SH0RTiii February 25, 2007