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Recycler's Guilt 

The guilt associated with not being able to recycle the goods you use or buy.

You must consume recyclable goods without a means to recycle them OR consume un-recyclable goods in order to participate in an activity.
After the concert I suffered from Recycler's Guilt because everything I bought was served in plastic that was recyclable but there was no way to recycle them.

I took home my spoon from the ice cream parlor because my Recycler's Guilt does not allow me to simply use it once and throw it away.

Argument recycler

Someone that uses the same argument against you that you just used against them earlier in the day, that generally resulted in a win. The argument recycler will often use the previous argument out of context making them look dumber than when they were wrong about whatever started the argument. A technique most often used by poor debaters or women.
"Caroline is such an argument recycler".
"Yeah, I beat her earlier in the day in an argument about the benefits of chop stix versus forks, then this afternoon she tried to use the same argument to prove lesbians and sperm whales can make babies, ridiculous"
Argument recycler by King Ross June 25, 2014

produce recycler 

A woman who pleasures herself with a zucchini,cucumber or carrot then returns the item to the vegetable crisper for later use in a soup or salad recipe. AKA: a dirty vegan
Never eat at grandma's house, She's a notorious produce recycler.

Joke Recycler 

When you say a joke around someone who later uses the joke as if it was said for the first time without giving any credit. This is usually done in the presence of ladies or large friendly gatherings.
Rob: Dude, you totally just recited the joke I said yesterday to impress that broad, real classy.

John: Yeah, and it was one hell of a joke!

Rob: Wow, look at this proud "Joke Recycler" right here.
Joke Recycler by Joke Recycler June 23, 2014

Content recycler 

Uses selfies or other content posted on one social media platform again on another platform in hopes that nobody will notice in order to maximise reach and validation in the form of likes and comments . A form of laziness of not providing new refreshing content.
Jake posted his snapchat mystory selfie from two weeks ago, only now on instagram, what a content recycler.

the Recycler's Wipe 

the act of unreeling, but not detaching, a section of toilet paper, utilizing the section for a necessary task, then rolling the section back on to the roll.
Clay saw that there was very little toilet paper left in the bathroom. Being quite considerate, Clay did the recycler's wipe to insure the next person to need toilet paper would not be left without.
the Recycler's Wipe by Haywood J. January 24, 2010