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Rear View Tourism 

The act of deliberately using your rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"Hey man, on the way in this morning, there's this woman punching out her husband in the car behind me. I even started yelling her on."

"You've got to give up this rear view tourism, pal."

Rear-view cleavage

The groove between one's buttocks, sometimes visible if the person bends over too far, or if his/her pants/shorts are too short/loose. Unlike a buxom girl's chest-cleavage, a sumptuous-sized endowment "back there" is not an alluring feature, as a girl is considered **more** attractive/desirable if she has a **small** cute round rump.
Wistful stud: I sure wish I could find a bosomy gal with a nice firm little ass --- all of the chesty chicks I've befriended so far have had a rear-view cleavage that's at least as ample as their chest-meat.
Rear-view cleavage by QuacksO April 9, 2015

cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
cracked rear view by Stan West October 19, 2004

Watch yo rear view 

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition
He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio

Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Partitions Onto Rear-view Negligence (Pornography): The First Juvenile Release..

Starin' Through My Rearview

To look at the word from behind you. Knowing that you don't have to worry about making it any further in the world because you've already made it.
From 2pac's "Starin' Through My Rearview," Stairin' at the world from my rearview; go on baby scream to god, he can't hear you. I can feel your heart beating fast 'cause it's time to die; gettin' high watchin' time fly. To all my mothafuckas-