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1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel

or

2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"

2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
Rambler by Fete December 28, 2005

Midnight Ramblers 

1) The Midnight Ramblers are an all male a cappella group established in 1998 in the Welles Brown Room at the University of Rochester.

2) A flock of sexy singing men who occasionally make girls and closeted males faint on sight. The singular form, the Rambler, is also known to cause heavy breathing and lustful stares when entering a crowded room (proximity of under 6.7 feet is also known to cause fainting symptoms similar to those caused by being within a mile of the entire group during practice hours). Often pursued by people who are weird (in a good way). Loved by damsels in distress or otherwise.

Synonyms: Singing gods, Sex Beasts, Instagasm
Person Sitting in Starbucks: Omg is that The Midnight Ramblers I hear?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: It can't be, there's one sitting over there... OMG are they walking this way?!

Person Sitting in Starbucks: Shit! You know what happens when they get within 6.7 feet right?

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: No, what?!

Innocent Bystander within 6.7 feet: *faints*

Other Person Sitting in Starbucks: Oh hell!

Roblered 

A combination of either amazing or horrific things that can happen when encountering Robler. A superhuman entity encapsulates all the good things a man needs to be an A tier human.
She doesn't have good enough taste in men, she couldn't handle the Robler

I was blown away by how amazing this guy was. I was straight up Roblered
Roblered by MM_FRMTWN January 30, 2023

holiday rambler 

After receiving oral sex from a female the man ejaculates into a glass of eggnog which the female will then drink.
Hey Suzy did you enjoy your holiday rambler?
holiday rambler by Goldy_5 April 25, 2011

Midnight Rambler 

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.
I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.
Midnight Rambler by mojometal February 27, 2015
A one-story house with a basement. Not to be confused with a ranch, a one-story house without a basement.
I moved into a spacious rambler last week.
rambler by Migs October 18, 2004