quofe 

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to piss, he would quofe and splatter urine everywhere.

quofe by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quoff 

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

quoff by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quofe 

The masculine form of a queef.

Ha ha, my penis just quofed! Look at me, Im from Holland! Ha Ha!!

quofe by Pie January 7, 2004

quoffing 

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoffing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quoff 

Another way of saying "panties are in a bunch"

He won't let you have a party? What's his quoff?

Quoff by girl_with_brain July 6, 2010

quoff 

To drink, particularly an alcoholic beverage

Fancy going t'pub and quoffing some ale?

quoff by elbazimo April 24, 2005

Quofty 

sounding (kw-oft-ee)

meaning sneaky and weasel like or large portions

Darell: Ya know tha wasteman ova der?

Sean: Yeah blud he proper quofty like.

or

Darell: Dats a quofty doob der blud.

Quofty by JMZ NW May 15, 2010