Quaker 

A person playing Quake

Frank's a great quaker - he's got an FPM of 95!

Quaker by Abraxa August 29, 2003

Quaker 

Extremely Fast Talker, Who Never Slows Down & Mumbles During Most Of Their Rambling

Guy #1: God, Sarah is such a quaker, it's amazing anyone can understand her.
Guy #2: I know what you mean- I either can't catch a single sentence she said because she talks to fast-
Guy #1: Or she mumbles everything she says, exactly what I mean!

Quaker by Mystr E. Nigma October 26, 2015

quaker 

1.Person who digs holes, eats oatmeal, and occasionally puts oatmeal in these holes as a sacrafice.
2. Dumbass, light skinned, tall, skinny person.

1. Chris is a quaker.
2. Chris is a quaker who cream slammed his own mom.

quaker by smith June 17, 2004

quaker 

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

quaker by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

quaker 

Someone who is born from an older couple. Typically with siblings much older, or no siblings at all. Usually stubborn and has little to none of their own ideas, due to their parents supposed wisdom.

-Hey, how old was that chicks mom?
.Like 60 something
-Oh, so she is a quaker.
.What the hell is a quaker, are you talking about the christian thing?
-No... never mind, forget it I made it up.

quaker by Brad Ruckson September 16, 2010

quaker 

A dumbass. Quite possibly has red hair, light skin, tall, skinny.

Shut up, you quaker.

quaker by davey April 14, 2006

Quaker 

A collosal and difficult to shift turd.

"Hi Harry, is your wife in?"
"Sorry Jean, she's just gone upstairs to bury a quaker."

Quaker by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004