Punch me face 

A persons face that simply by its presence demands action, usually punching (kicking, slapping or stabbing also apply).

Victims are helpless to resist physically damaging people who don't cover up their 'Punch me face' due to an allergic reaction with the optic nerve.

Examples include but are not limited to: Justin Bieber, The cast of jersey shore

Person1: There is a Justin Bieber gig tonight.
Person2: They have to pay security A LOT to keep the audience back at his gigs
Person1: why? His musak sucks!
Person2: Yes, but he has punch me face
Person1: You mean like the cast of Jersey Shore?
Person2: Correct Sir!

Punch me face by punchlinestapler September 25, 2010

face punch 

When you hit someone so hard in the face, that his eyes pop out.

holy tree cow, you face punched him, his brains are against my car

face punch by someone April 1, 2005

Face punch 

punching yourself or someone else in the face. Making it highly amusing and entertaining.

1. "cause now I see your face punch, punch"
2. "I just need someone to face punch me and I'll realize that I'm being an idiot."

Face punch by sexyJ. January 10, 2010

Punch My Face 

Dan Shaughnessy is an American sports writer, and while he writes for the Boston Herald, he seems to have a general hard-on for hating all Boston sports. Considered a clown by many other writers, and has "Punch My Face" written all over his.

It IS possible to have "Punch My Face" written on it. Just look at Dan Shaughnessy.

Punch My Face by Projectshadow January 19, 2022

Punch to the Face

A game in which the goal is lolz. The way to play is simple. You must make a sign that says "Punch to the Face" and draw a fist under it. You must then place that sign in a hidden spot where someone will find it. Rules for hiding:

1. The sign cannot be placed the open.
2. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign in the same place as before.
3. You can never hide a Punch to the Face sign where someone else has hidden one.
4. You cannot force someone or trick someone into seeing a sign.
5. No lame spots

The Punch to the Face can be any size and be made in anyway you can imagine. The more creative the better.

Should you be a victim of a truly epic Punch to the Face sign, you must shout to the heavens in anguish as though God himself has punched you in the Face.

The first ever punch to the face:

Joe grabs Jim's phone while Jim is not looking. He quickly takes a picture of his fist and makes it the background. He then types a banner that says "Punch to the Face" and places the phone back down. Hours later Jim picks up the phone only to be punched in the face. Jim reacts horribly and vows revenge.

Punch to the Face by titanfan/dreed March 10, 2009

Chilli Face Noodle Punch 

Basically you cover your face in chilli while punching a box of noodles.

An amazing creation by YouTube Blogger Jenna Marbles.

"Things to do instead of cleaning my room: snort chocolate, chilli face noodle punch, throw up from snorting chocolate" etc.

Chilli Face Noodle Punch by a7n7a March 3, 2012

punch in the face 

When one's fist unwillingly (or sometimes willingly) makes an other-than-delicate connection with your face.

Rick was being a wicked jerk, so he totally got a punch in the face.

punch in the face by Bagelhat October 20, 2010