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Stereo Profiler 

Someone who bases everything they know about another person on stereotypes. They then use those stereotypes for profiling purposes.
That cop hates minorities so much that he has become a stereo profiler.
Stereo Profiler by ktaylor1967 July 22, 2012

Low Profile 

1. under cover, To avoid drawing attention, kept in secrecy

2. Low profile tires have a small sidwall, and are fashinable/required for the large wheels popular today
He is a low profile police agent.
keeping a low profile and staying out of trouble.

My 22's are sittin on lowpros
Low Profile by [Defeat] June 28, 2010

Zombie Profile 

A personal profile that is no longer active or does not interact with others on a website. Websites often display these to artificially inflate their membership numbers. For example on a dating website someone who has not logged in for months or on a social media website someone who may be deceased.
I joined match.com but people don't pay for membership or haven't logged in for months so its mostly zombie profiles.
Zombie Profile by Wordiculous February 26, 2020

Witty Profiles 

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

profile ranger 

(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.

upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.

Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....

Open Profile Slut 

Loose women who leave their facebook profiles openly viewable to the public for the pleasure of strange men.
Open Profile Slut by Raj69er12 January 14, 2010