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Profiler40 

-noun
A used up stripper and accomplished mother, Profiler40 is smarter than Einstein himself. She tends to lurk Tinychat rooms and Justin.tv spewing advice like a broken sewer main. The only thing overpowering the pure knowledge penetrating your ears in the form of a trucker voice is the low frequency hum coming from her 5 dollar Logitech microphone. Her lack of hobbies has driven her to keep notes on paper plates (profiles as she calls them). These "Profiles" consist of, but are not limited to: people I must ban; perma-ban list; jessizzle; cock pics I still need; and over 50 more as some speculate.
Profiler40 is a f*cking hag!

I was ear-f*cked for 4 straight hours by profiler40 last night!
Profiler40 by geauxsaints November 11, 2010
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mindhunter the profiler 

Mindhunter the Profiler: Mindhunter Profiler A.K.A. Limerick Man — A customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submitted reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter the Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

He additionally submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the name Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often created words
For Unban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.
There was an idea provider,
Named Mindhunter the Profiler,
He wrote wine reviews,
Malbec was his muse,
He was an artistic outsider.

Mindhunter Profiler 

Mindhunter Profiler

Mindhunter Profiler — A.K.A. “Limerick Man” is a customer at Amazon.com who writes all of his reviews in the form of a limerick. He submits reviews for products under the name “Mindhunter Profiler.”

No one knows why he does this.

Additionally, he submits reviews for Total Wine and Beverage under the nom de plume Al Choholic also written in Limerick form.

Perhaps the drinking might be a clue here.

There was an idea provider
Named Mindhunter the Profiler
He wrote wine reviews
Malbec was his muse
He was an artistic outsider

He often crafted words
For Urban Dictionary blurbs
He’d write and he’d write
In the day and the night
He was a linguistic nerd.

He could be a distant relative of “Florida Man” or an alien from “another dimension with voyeuristic intentions”.
Did you see the latest word Mindhunter Profiler added to the Urban Dictionary? Man! Lately, he’s smoking on that Game of Thrones pack!

serial profiler

someone who has an absurd amount of profiles on sites like myspace, facebook, hi5, etc.

*also: virtual schizophrenia
go to: www.myspace.com
search Isamu Jordan,
***note the similarities in the results...
then look at the top 8 friends for the first link...
Classic Serial Profiler.
serial profiler by <>.<> October 19, 2008

Profiler 

The name of a special FBI Unit
FBI agent's using what they know to Identify the Suspect and create a basic Profile, they've been call "Profiler"
Well, I'm not your stamp guy. I'm your Profiler.
Profiler by kingmor August 14, 2018

Tip Profiler 

Someone who checks up on the size of the gratuity left by another person in a restaurant, bar, etc. to make sure that person didn't short change the waiter.
I picked up the tab at the bar. When I was looking away, one of my freinds grabbed my credit card slip to make sure I had left a big enough tip. So I said, "Dude, you're a tip profiler? You just tip profiled me!? Next time you're paying A-hole!"
Tip Profiler by Purplesteel October 9, 2009

@racial_profiler 

A shitty meme page that no one thinks I’m funny
Guy 1: Have you seen @racial_profiler on Instagram?
Guy 2: no, the page is probably shit
Guy 1: yeah the page is shit tbf everyone knows it is Hayden
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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