You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013
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Man, that chick guy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.
(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours
(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours
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A TSA agent.
1. I sure hope I don't get raped at the airport by the unlicensed proctologists in the security line.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
2. TSA Motto: Giving free prostate exams since 2001.
3. Getting a free prostate exam is just a few off-color jokes about a bomb away.
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I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
I went to see a forensic proctologist but he choked to death when I farted.
by Smelly Fella January 17, 2009
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by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009
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