Pissed on that ball 

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!

At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.

Pissed on that ball by Madtownsuperstar October 24, 2011

who pissed in your cornflakes? 

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

who pissed in your cornflakes? by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014

Pressed Lemon 

A lemon that is pressed.

or

More commonly a 'repressed lesbian'

Thanks to tumblr users this term is used to describe Quinn Fabray from the popular television show 'Glee'.
Faberry shippers are convinced that Quinn is infact a lesbian due to some of her actions on the show, and fans are urging her to realize the feelings she has for Rachel Berry.

Example 1

Rachel: What is a pressed lemon?

Quinn: A lemon that is pressed.

Example 2

James: Do you think Quinn is in love with Rachel and is secretly a pressed lemon ?

Faberry shiper: If those pornographic drawings on the bathroom wall, the very detailed but not very accurate drawing of Rachel Quinn drew with hearts around it, the stares in Keep Holding On, and opposite sex insults are anything to go by, its no secret. I'd say Quinn is definitely a pressed lemon.

Example 3

Rachel: After 6 months of intense deductive reasoning training, which of course i never really needed in the first place due to my natural ability, I have come to the conclusion Quinn Fabray that you are in fact a pressed lemon!
Quinn: No I'm not man hands!
Rachel: See!!
Quinn: Shut it Berry!
Rachel: Pressed lemon.

Pressed Lemon by Charlie746 August 11, 2010

Ray pissed

The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'

Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?

Ray pissed by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019

pressed pickle 

The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.

Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.

pressed pickle by Peter St May 8, 2008

Loser Pissed 

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you are no longer even pleasent to be around, to be so drunk that you are in all ways a complete loser, IE; breaking stuff, running around naked and peeing on things,as well as gratuitious screaming of loud completley nonsensical verbal diarrhea.
To be so loser pissed that friends spray you with glow stick fluid so that you can be watched all throughout the dark night to make sure you dont hurt yourself.

1: ok gang lets get loser pissed!
2:awww man is he/she loser pissed!

Loser Pissed by hmmmmperhaps it is me October 23, 2005

who pissed in your coffee 

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

who pissed in your coffee by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007