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Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

pressing 

obsessed with knocking someone down; over the top, annoying
quit pressing me
pressing by iluvcheesecake May 22, 2016

Pressing 

Trying to fight another individual; initiating a fist fight.
Yeah, Ashley was pressing Mackenzie, they're fighting at 4 officially.
Pressing by ayyyletzfight May 24, 2017

i'm pressin charges 

Is only used when an individual, using strong caution, decides to threaten another individual with a court case.
Jim: "imma slap a bitch"
Jane: "I'M PRESSIN CHARGES! I'M PRESSIN CHARGES!!"

French Pressing 

(from the Kevin Pereiran word Frenchpressin')

French Pressing (Fruh-inch prez-ing)
- verb
1. The act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.

2. To place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.

3. The tender sexual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner's lip.
To Press your partner; Frenchly.
Often mistaken for the term french press.
"Yeah, I French Pressed the hell outta my ol' lady last night"
"That guy is a serious French Presser"
"So, can I French Press you tonight sweet heart?"
"My beans were damaged while attempting my French Pressing of your mother"
French Pressing by DoctorChops February 8, 2010

Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch 

Something a Raffy would say while on vacation
Person 1: Yo Raffy those shordies over there look bad asf. Go rizz bro!
Raffy: What the Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch!