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Poundtown 

A euphemism for sex made popular in the early 2000s by white frat boys
“Bro, you just tap your palm with your fist, look at her in her eyes and say: Poundtown?”
Poundtown by King digi April 14, 2024

Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity 

A non-written but universally understood law stating that what a man does for a woman during coitus, she must do for him in return.
Bro 1: Dude, I hooked up with this skankbag I met on Tinder. I went down on her and she refused to fellatiate me back.

Bro 2: Did you explain to her Poundtown's Law of Reciprocity?

Poundtown State Penitentiary 

Where you're going if you cook the books in New York State.
No Donald, you may not pardon yourself in New York State.

You are going to Poundtown State Penitentiary

Don't drop the soap in the prison shower.

Mayor of Poundtown 

A man who is really good at fucking is known as the mayor of poundtown. It is also a way to brag to your friends about fucking a chick.
I'm so good at fucking I should be the mayor of poundtown

I took that chick back to my place and am now the mayor of poundtown
Mayor of Poundtown by pigpen102 December 13, 2010

east poundtown 

The strapping on of a rubber phalus by a woman and subsequent insertion of said phalus into her husband's anus. The woman is careful to disregard the man's wellbeing and satisfaction.
guy: "hey bill you look like your walking funny, everything all right?"

bill: "oh yeah my wife just took me to east poundtown last night."

guy: "dude thats gotta be the gayest thing ive ever heard."
east poundtown by newstylee March 7, 2008

Downtown Poundtown

Downtown Pound is the act of one taking another on a magical trip to the heightest point of sexual climax. It is a lifestlye that many people swear to live by! Some say it was created by a group that calls themselfs DTPT located in Metro Detroit , Michigan.
Did you see those two people stumble out of the bathroom at the party? He def just took her to Downtown Poundtown!
And then the Party People chanted DTPT into the early hours of the morning and threw the next day... Rumor has it havent stopped since.
Downtown Poundtown by Aronhalt January 24, 2011