googleing eyes

When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.

Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.

by widowpanda July 6, 2010

Pootling

To wander about, by foot or mechanical transport, with no specific destination in mind.

They were in the village, just pootling about in their motorcar.

by d.n. citoyen August 21, 2020

rock pooling

The act of having your significant other place objects in their anus then making you dig around and find them.

"Lucy's been getting bored in the bedroom recently, so I went rock pooling with her at the weekend"

by Mr Richard Pound OBE June 13, 2020

White Peopleing

To engage in activities that only caucasians regularly participate in. These activities include golf, country music concerts, skiing, hiking, camping, hunting, and anything else that involves the outdoors. It provides for good conversation at country clubs and NRA conventions.

Black Dude: "Hey thanks for taking me white peopleing last weekend. It was really fun."
White Dude: "Sure thing. But let's try to keep that on the DL...I think you know why.

by dunkalopey February 11, 2013

googleing

The act of looking something up on an internet search engine to include any people or background search to find out anything significant not previously known.

I've tried to find out if Ashley has been around or done anything stupid.

Have you tried googleing her?

by Tainos Boy June 18, 2006

Poodleying

Two hermaphrodite goats mating on your dinner table.

Whooo the goats are poodleying!;)

by savance July 24, 2009

Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.

Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.

by Adgo September 6, 2009