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Phubbing 

The practice of ignoring a companion,acquaintance or significant other in order to pay attention to one's phone or other mobile devices.
Jenni: "So i'm trying to figure out what to do for Easter weekend,I dont know if I want to visit my family for supper or go to the movies with Jordan"

Kendra: *pretends to listen to Jenni talk about her Easter plans while going through her Instagram page trying to upload her selfie*

Jenni: "SERIOUSLY KENDRA!!!! YOU ARE PHUBBING ME AREN'T YOU? πŸ‘ΏπŸ‘ΏπŸ‘Ώ"
Phubbing by tynickerson31 May 16, 2018

phubbing 

The art of looking at your device while someone is trying to communicate with your tech obsessed capitalist ass.

A display of utter cuntishness in the modern age of moronic device driven drones that lack everything unless they are able to get 4g.
'Hello - ..'ive just seen a.......'
' **doesnt speak looks at phone half way through just one sentence ... ***phubbing

'ive just been phubbed... 'what a phubbing prick'... it possibly saved me from a very dull conversation'
phubbing by tom healey September 10, 2016

Plumbing the Dumpling 

When your girl is taking a shit you come in and stick your dick in her mouth forcing her to give you head because she can't go anywhere.
I was plumbing the dumpling the other day and she shoved the plunger up my ass.

reverse plumbing 

When the hot pipe is connected to the cold side of a sink or shower and the cold pipe is connected to the hot side, making it so when you turn the hot knob you get cold water and when you turn the cold knob you get hot water.
I had the hot water knob on for five minutes and it still didn't warm up. It was then that I realized that the sink had reverse plumbing.
reverse plumbing by chonk cat December 17, 2011

Deep sea plumbing 

It is when you stick your dick far into the toilet's trapway to fuck the pipes. It simulates real sex and unclogs the pipes
Hustler 1: Yo dog, I can't afford no hoes no more after the GST got raised
Hustler 2: How big's your dick?
Hustler 1: Man I use it as a tripod sometimes when my legs get tired
Hustler 2: Just go deep sea plumbing, you feel me?
In gaming, it means playing on public servers.
see pub
Captain: Forget the clanserver guys, let's go pubbing.
pubbing by iXneonXi May 1, 2006