Piperette

After the 2009 cigarette tobacco tax increase, retarded tobacco companies started selling pipe tobacco to make cigarettes. This loophole allowed them to sell pretty much the same stuff without paying the government the tax on it. Only problem is that the pipe tobacco tastes and smells like feet.

-While on smoke break-

Adam - "Dude, what are you smoking? Your cig smells like my gym bag!"

M. Ryan - "Its a piperette, man! Its crappy pipe tobacco in a cigarette, but hey, I make it work."

Adam - "You're retarded. Why don't you just buy the real stuff? Its more money but still cheaper than prepack smokes."

Piperette by mistergoodkat December 2, 2009

pipere

Most sexy woman alive. Completely irreplaceable. She can brighten up your day with a smile. Loyal and compassionate to the ones she loves. Don't cross her though, she will fuck you up.

You're so lucky, you married a Pipere!

pipere by daynu December 21, 2016

papered 

When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.

Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.

papered by Library Mike <3 tub girl May 13, 2005

papered 

Past tense of throwing rolls of toilet paper over a house, tree, yard, car, and other personal property/belongings. Typically conducted by one's team/squad/mates under cover of darkness such as 1 to 3 am.

True friends will sometimes drop by early the next morning to call your attention to the fact you've been papered, laugh about it, deny being the paperer and perhaps even help you pull it down out of the 386 foot oak tree in the front yard.

Is oddly perpetrated against true friends and universally loathed personages. Casual acquaintences are never papered.

Also: Wrapped, streaked (as in 'the roll streaked over the roof')

Between movies we cruised out and papered Dave's house, the best part was when it rained later.

We papered the Sheriff's house last night, that guy is such a tool.

We wrapped the shit outta Rachel's place last night. We even used their hose to wet it all down.

papered by Fieldgrunt November 30, 2006

papered 

when you sniff a bunch of coke and get fucked up

" shit son that 8 ball of blow got me papered up yo "

papered by cocaine!!! December 19, 2006

papered 

the state of being where you become so over tired, everything seems funny.
other more retarded names are "the late night ha-ha's" or "the sleepy sillies."

yeah, i know it doesnt make any sense, but i came up with it last night, when i was papered.

papered by Shinigami Dani August 6, 2003

papered 

when there is a person sitting next to you without a computer who randomly throws a found balled up piece of paper and casually lauches it at a red bull can...thus...the red bull can falls to the table. the end.

Your mom just got papered by my paper cock.

papered by tub girl ass eater March 9, 2005