phenomenal dick 

phe·nom·e·nal (dick)
1. The man or men, and in most cases married themselves, that bang your wife in a hotel that they allow her to pay for because they are too cheap and arrogant to pick up the bill, and then mostly spend their money on trips to Europe. Most often occurs when you are at work earning a living to pay the bills, or are at home taking care of the kids. After nailing her for two years or so, then tells people he has no emotional ties to her what-so-ever!

Ralph; Hey Jim! Look over there, remember that guy David, the one we call DJB, he is such a phenomenal dick!

Jim; Yeah, what a waste of perfectly good oxygen! Who's the gullible whore he's at lunch with today?

phenomenal dick by Joyce Cruz April 11, 2008

phenomenary

An adjective used to describe a person whose reactions to a given situation exceeds expectations in a positive way.

The phenomenary bride planned her wedding seamlessly without ever becoming a bridezilla.

phenomenary by The Bridesmaid December 14, 2013

phenomenal forearm 

When your girlfriend is giving you a handjob with one of her forearms and she knocks you out with her other forearm just right before you are about to climax.

Sarah and I had a good Tim last night. I was gonna cum on her face until she hit me with phenomenal forearm.

phenomenal forearm by 316wipsass January 2, 2019

phenomenal

AJ Styles nuff said

aj styles is the phenomenal one

phenomenal by jammybigboy145 June 1, 2019

phenomenal

a word generally used by lying bastards who overexaggerate everything they do or say.

I played an absolutely phenomenal shot on the 17th at the belfry last weekend.

phenomenal by nobjockey1234 November 9, 2006

phenomenillogical 

The act of attempting to explain a series of independent events using a theory that does not logically follow from the observations.

Lois: Peter, I saw a really good deal on this used car in a newspaper.
Peter: Oh no. I knew a guy who bought a used car through a newspaper. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.

Peter's assumption that one inevitably gets herpes from a used car bought through a newspaper is, generally speaking, illogical, and therefore a phenomenillogical understanding of his experiences.

phenomenillogical by tripp's left toe May 31, 2010

Eat a phenomenal dick 

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.

Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.

Eat a phenomenal dick by Elsalellan April 11, 2023