John Petrucci 

One of the greatest guitar players to ever walk the earth. Guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and a solo artist. Can shred like a madman, but is virtuostic and can play pretty much any style of music as well.

John Petrucci is a fuckin cunt cuz he can shred better than I can.

John Petrucci by Jared Dowty September 24, 2005

john petrucci 

one of the greatest guitarist nowadays... he's the guitarist for dreamtheater and liquid tension experiment... very creative and versatile... play fusion and prog metal...

jazz: an evening with John petrucci... and some song in liquid tension experiment
prog metal: the rest of it...

john petrucci by godstool July 29, 2008

John Petrucci 

PN. Words fail to accurately describe the guitar-playing prowess of John Petrucci. Shredding, as well as slower, more virtuosic playing are second nature to him. He possesses incredible amounts of endurance, as he can play 20+ minute songs without problems. He is currently the excellent lyricist and songwriter for the prog-metal band Dream Theater. One of the three founding members of Dream Theater, he founded the band under the name Majesty in 1985, along with John Myung and Mike Portnoy. He is very talented at using minor keys, and writes music which makes your neck hair stand on end from the eerie tone and the pure awesomeness coming through the speakers. 6-or 7-string, it makes no difference, he trumps every other guitarist EVER.

John Petrucci will go down in history as a legendary shredder and virtuoso, and many of his songs might be considered miracles of songwriting and guitar playing. Many prog rockers, myself included, want to play like John Petrucci, meet him, or at least be in his presence, as his talent might spread by osmosis. For some excellent songs, I reccommend In The Name of God, Endless Sacrifice, Sacrificed Sons, Metropolis, and Another Day, to name a few.

John Petrucci by Dragomir Andreyevich August 19, 2007

John Petrucci 

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

John Petrucci by anonymous August 19, 2021

Petruccism 

A religion founded around one, if not the best, guitarist in the world...John Petrucci of Dream Theater, The Liquid Tension Experiment, and solo career. His hands are one of the fastest and most precise the world has ever seen on a guitar, not to mention he has an amazing amount of natural talent, with a good feel for melody and harmony. See John Petrucci.

I just joined Petruccism...pray to the Almighty Father so that we may have hands and a mind like him.

Petruccism by Petruccist October 25, 2005

petruccinated 

The state of mind you are in after one has listened to one or more guitarsolos by the possibly greatest living guitarist John Petrucci.

-Kalle, I just listened to Fatal Tragedy, man that solo is so awsome.
-Lol, Petruccinated.

petruccinated by simon October 22, 2006

petrocci

a petrocci is a very kind caring person. someone that you couldnt live one day without after meeting them. real down to earth but yet so goofy that you couldnt resist. has great friends&family around them. cute and attractive and always knows what to say.party animal but still a good person. loves their family to death and treats them with great respect. the kind of person you can do basically anything around and you wont be judged unless youre a strait up loser. the one youll miss when they arent right by your side. the one who will jam out to songs like usher's song OMG for hourss in the car. also loves to GTL it all day if they could. overall best friend you could ever ask for. besties forever&alwayss no matter what:)

You're at a party
me: yo where's shmalibear?
marcus: what the helll are you talking about?
me: alex you dipshit. this party isn't a party until there's a petrocci here!

petrocci by Shartowski January 17, 2011