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Club Penguin 

The Childhood of many teens. Amazing world full of penguins. supports different ethnicities (ie their many penguin colors.). You will be banned if you make any comment related to anything that would offend anyone ever, but you can name yourself practically anything. Will shut down march 29th, at the same time becoming a dead meme.
Guy- Dude, I just got banned from Club penguin!!!!
Guy 2- Why?
Guy- I started praising Hitler. Got a new account tho, what's ur user?
Guy 2- DirtyJew69. Friend me.
Guy- WTF?!
Club Penguin by ClubPenguinGod54 February 5, 2017

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "Penguin" accidentally slips out of the vagina and into the asshole mid thrust, without skipping a beat due to it being extremely slippery.
I'm sorry baby... i didn't mean for a slippery penguin to happen. Good for you though, champ.
Slippery Penguin by ppppppPinguPingu February 17, 2017

club penguin 

A game taken away from us too soon..... RIP...
club penguin by CoolPizzle April 2, 2017

Brown Penguin 

The act of a stripper taking a dump on the stage or runway.
DJ: And now bring your attention to beautiful Lexus who will be performing the infamous Brown Penguin...
Guy #1: Oh my god, that stripper just squatted out a deuce the size of a Pringles can on the stage!
Guy #2: Yup, she just pulled the old Brown Penguin... Seeing that was definitely worth a dollar...

Tiendan the penguin

He is very penguin like and his name is Tiendan and he can't fly because he's the wrong type of bird.
Look at "Tiendan the Penguin" He can't fly!

Marching the Penguin 

House: You mix rocking, grunting, sweating, and dystonia with concerned parents, and you get an amateur diagnosis of epilepsy. In actuality, all your little girl is doing is saying "Yoo-hoo" to the hoo-hoo.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.