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penguinz0 

The sexist man and Youtuber alive, legends tell he is the only Human born with a boner and has never gone flaced. Owner of the official Brendan Fraiser fan club.

He is the current world champ of breath holding underwater
" my nipples are hard and my pants are white, looks like Penguinz0 made a new video"

Penguining 

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.
No penguining allowed at water parks.
Penguining by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023

Pengineer 

A Hip Hop duo from San Diego California that is extremely good at lyricism. Known for destroying microphones and speaker setups.
Did you catch that Pengineer show last night? They must be the dopest squad in the whole galaxy....It was so dope I had to cop that new Pengineer album!
Pengineer by Lyphe Cycle November 26, 2018

Penguins of Madagascar 

An elite military branch consisting of 4 penguins. Their most notable successes are the Assassination of Hitler, preventing 9/11 the sequel, and killing Osama Bin Laden.
Person 1: Who assassinated Hitler?
Person 2: The Penguins of Madagascar, that's basic history dude.
Penguins of Madagascar by Carskek October 21, 2018

Club Penguin 

The Childhood of many teens. Amazing world full of penguins. supports different ethnicities (ie their many penguin colors.). You will be banned if you make any comment related to anything that would offend anyone ever, but you can name yourself practically anything. Will shut down march 29th, at the same time becoming a dead meme.
Guy- Dude, I just got banned from Club penguin!!!!
Guy 2- Why?
Guy- I started praising Hitler. Got a new account tho, what's ur user?
Guy 2- DirtyJew69. Friend me.
Guy- WTF?!
Club Penguin by ClubPenguinGod54 February 5, 2017

release the penguins 

1. To seriously fuck up

2. To act quickly without thought.

This phrase began during the Great Smoky Mountain wildfires of November, 2016. The Ripley’s Aquarium in Galtlinburg, TN was in danger of catching on fire and the community was concerned about the welfare of the animals inside the establishment. During the fire, a small group of online-self-proclaimed-animal-experts strongly suggested that the penguins be released out into the wild for safety. Seriously, think about that for a minute – the penguins should be released into a forest fire to take care of themselves – can you picture how that would really work? How long would a penguin last in a forest fire?
"Wow, I can’t believe that I stabbed myself in the eye with a fork, I really released the penguins on that one. "

"Look, this is important – so, don’t release the penguins."
release the penguins by d_swice November 29, 2016