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cross-pollination

When you introduce a friend from one group to a friend from another group, and they become autonomous friends, no longing requiring your services to hang out. Not necessarily a bad thing, but can be disastrous if left unchecked.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear that Joe was hanging with Jane now?

Dude 2: Yeah dude. I introduced them a week ago and they don't even call me to chill anymore. Serious cross-pollination.
cross-pollination by Soren Santos September 18, 2008
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Cross Pollination 

When picking your nose, you pick the left nostril, then you pick the right nostril (with the same finger), transferring a booger from one nostril to the other.
When picking my nose, I was Cross Pollinating and accidentally put a booger in my other nostril.

Through Cross Pollination I accidentally put a booger from my left nostril into my right nostril.

Palinating 

Palinating- Throwing around buzzwords without actually having anything to substantiate you positions.
Don't listen to a word I said to him about the Emancipation Proclamation. I was just Palinating since I really didn't know anything about the Civil War.
Palinating by MOBNLA December 8, 2010

Pagination 

What to call your friends that are named Emerson
have you heard about what happened to pagination???

yeah bro that's crazy
Pagination by marienkirche June 3, 2022

cross ass to mouth pollination 

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.
Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.

Self Pollination 

Self pollination occurs when a male distributes poop into a cup, then turns on a fan and, while facing the fan, empties the cup's contents onto the fan, spraying chopped poop all over the man.
Ricky was feeling very bored at his house, so he decided to try self pollination to satisfy his curiosity. He was very surprised with the results, so he decided to recommend this maneuver to his friend, Cody.

Cross-pollination

To expell flatulence directly onto the skin or clothing of another person.
He lifted the small redneck behind his back and soiled his uniform using the cross-pollination technique.