paddywhack

1. n. having sex with a fat person.

a paddywhack is like when you feel like you think about it a lot and you need to know what its like, but it also encompasses a preference for larger partners in general.

"dude you talk about these fat ladies a lot you sound like you need a paddywhack"

"girl i know he was big but he was a solid paddywhack"

paddywhack by bentpin April 25, 2016

Paddywhack

The act of someone grabbing your dick tight, and then slapping the hell out of your balls until you cum. this can be done in several ways, such as the self Paddywhack, and the suspended Paddywhack, where you are suspended uside down and whacked.

that irish girl was crazy last night. my balls are still sore from that Paddywhack.

i gave myself a Paddywhack yesterday because my girlfriend is out of town.

Paddywhack by The Urban Flame February 23, 2011

paddywhaker 

spanking stick for Irishmen

paddywhaker by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Paddywhacking 

When you have sex with an irish woman

I met this Mick at the bar and we went paddywhacking

Paddywhacking by Dwgram September 8, 2022

Paddywacker 

When someone is a true alpha male, a physical beast and a brave passionate man who wears his heart on his sleeve. He can be given the name Paddywacker.

“Paddywacker is such a legend”
“I wish I knew a paddywacker”

Paddywacker by Big D 25 February 11, 2021

Paddywacker 

When you tickle a males testicles back and forth, one testicle at a time. Almost like a paintball gun trigger motion.

She gave my nuts the ole paddywacker the other night.

Paddywacker by Janetsnakehole December 3, 2023