When parents are trying to call their teenagers to tell them that it is time to come home and the teenager for some apparent reason does hear the cell phone ring so that they can stay out longer with their friends.
While trying to call my son to tell him that he is out past his curfew and needs to come home, he contracted
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness, and does not hear the phone call from his mom.
by peaceangel22 June 29, 2011
Get the Cell-U-Lar Onset Deafness mug.When someone regularly has a sudden loud outburst of unexplained obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks accompanying an orgasm.
Jane: Oh, baby I'm going to cum!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!
Dick:Me too. FUCK, SHIT, DAMN, BITCH, MOTHER FUCKER, OH FUCK!
Later that day:
Betty: Jane, how was your night with Dick?
Jane: I'm never seeing him again, he has sexual onset Tourette's!
by Trixie Hicks October 16, 2008
Get the Sexual Onset Tourette's mug.When a hangover comes roaring in later in the day instead of first thing in the morning. Or, the hangover itself.
by what is dylar April 12, 2010
Get the late-day onset (LDO) mug.The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.
by Robjef622 May 8, 2017
Get the Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning mug.An infectious disease which causes the victim to frequently act in an extremely retarded manner, may it be in the form of making whale noises while clapping their hands like a seal, or staring at the ceiling while drooling helplessly and laughing as if possessed.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
* Wailing making whale noises
* Suddenly yelling 'Iowa' in an extremely retarded manner
* Laughing helplessly after making a bad joke or thinking about something remotely dark
* Acting autistic in public
* Making weird noises which include, but are not limited to, 'IOWAAAA', 'HUEEEEE', 'KEKKEKKEK' etc.
Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about John?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."
Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
Person 2: "Yeah, he was fine at the party until he had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism... poor fellow lost it then and there and passed away making whale noises."
Person 1: "I couldn't stop laughing after reading the word 'special assembly' and imagining a bunch of students standing in lines, staring at the sky with their heads crooked, drooling from their mouths and endlessly laughing."
Person 2: "Yeah, well, you had a Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism. Relatable."
by specialneedsbear June 8, 2018
Get the Sudden Onset of Hyper Retardism mug.More correctly, Type 2 Diabetes. It is a form of Diabetes caused by complex interactions between carbohydrate consumption, insulin resistance, and obesity.
The United States has an epidemic of obesity and Adult Onset Diabetes due to the effects of eating according to the Food Guide Pyramid and % Daily recommended allowance.
by Downstrike June 26, 2004
Get the Adult Onset Diabetes mug.1. Adjective. When an individual exhibits or develops behaviors in the autism spectrum, at an advanced age. Typically occurring from misdiagnoses or underreported cases. Affects ages 19-50, NEETs, and many a weeaboo.
Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.
Symptoms: increase in frequency of dropping Spaghetti and general lack of self awareness at an age where one is supposed to be accustomed to social norms and rules of social engagement.
"Yeah, that guy has Adult Onset Autism or something. He won't shut up about video games at the bar when all these cute girls walk by."
by DuedBraj December 25, 2014
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