Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

Oystered by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

palm oyster 

The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.

Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.

A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.

I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.

"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"

- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"

"Yeah man, slurped it all up"

palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017

Diving for Oysters 

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

Diving for Oysters by Cic August 27, 2013

oyster ass syndrome

When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c

Mike Oxlong has insane oyster ass syndrome that he wishes he could fix

oyster ass syndrome by GodsGiftXD March 27, 2020

Osterhout Oyster 

An aquired taste, considered by some to be a sexual delicacy. The Osterhout oyster, sometimes known as the “Oysterhout”, is a hideously wrinkled and stagnant smelling vagina. Only the most experienced cocksman would attempt oral stimulation of the oyster, and be able to avoid heaving.

The next morning, Chad woke up to a lingering smell of an Osterhout Oyster that had festered on his upper lip through the night.

Osterhout Oyster by Big Skeet September 11, 2008

Royal Oyster 

Also called a Royal Gay Oyster, this concoction is the combination of a jello shot and a split of champagne. A gay oyster is loosened from its cup and dropped into a small glass or fingerbowl of champagne. The whole thing is then taken in one shot or one drink.

Ed's birthday was celebrated with a round of royal oysters at Changes Disco Bar.

Royal Oyster by writerpunk August 1, 2016

moe oyster 

Marathon brand frozen dim sim sliced in half lengthwise and cooked on the barbecue. Also known as 'Moe lobster' and 'Mo cray'. Originated in Melbourne.

Want some salad with your moe oysters?

moe oyster by TheMonstress January 23, 2018