nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma March 26, 2018

nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma February 19, 2021

nunnery

a) (antiquated meaning): the female version of a monastery
b) (new and improved meaning): a coolidiculous name for a place where all north american girls who are virgin past age 20 regularly gather and socialize

since yolo and yodo are concepts relevant to modern north america, a nunnery under definition b) might also be a place where the women "serve a life sentence" for the simple "crime" of "being virgin past age 20"

nunnery by Uncle Dimma October 21, 2016

Get thee to a nunnery 

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

Get thee to a nunnery by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery 

Some people are useful. Some people are really not. These people are as much use as a stray penis in a sacred nunnery where all potential partakers of the penis have actually given the solemn vow of chastity. Therefore the penis is really of no use. Hence the simile to suggest that someone is really useless.

That guy Carl is as much use as a cock in a nunnery. He is absolutely useless

As Much Use As A Cock in a Nunnery by King Cudz September 10, 2022

Get thee to a nunnery 

A statement to a woman that either the world is too harsh for her innocent beauty, or that she innocently brings pain to all the men around her because of her beauty, or ideally, both. The idea is that it would be better if her beauty were left unappreciated for all of her life.

Hamlet: Get thee to a nunnery. Thou wouldst not be a breeder of sinners

Get thee to a nunnery by [e-mail] February 23, 2009

The Nunnery

A bunch of clowns.

"The Nunnery took down the chatroom again" - "Fuck them hoes"

The Nunnery by kebabiti May 31, 2019