muppet necking

Simultaneously giving a Handjob and a Blowjob, as if you were orally fucking a puppet.

Guy 1: "Hey I saw you hooked up with Katie last night, anything happen?"
Guy 2: "Yea, she was Muppet Necking me all night!"
Guy 1: "Aww what? Damn, you got lucky!"

by Cantalopian April 7, 2015

turtle necking

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014

Obama Necking

While passing cars on the highway that display Barack Obama bumper sticker(s) you turn your head while passing to see if the driver is black or white.

"Man, I almost rear-ended somone this morning on my way to work. I saw a Honda with an 'Obama 09' sticker and I was so busy Obama Necking that I almost slammed into the car in front of me."

by Young79 October 21, 2008

Necking

THE "hip" word for kissing and making out when I was a young teenager in the 70's.

"Rick and I were necking for hours in Carla's bedroom! I STOPPED him from putting his hands down my pants though - I wouldn't go THAT far!"

by ClairBecker May 23, 2018

Turtle necking

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

by mingsly September 29, 2014

nut necking

1. Kissing someone's neck without fully swallowing a mouthful of nuts.
2. Kissing the scrotum.
3. Strangling a scrotum (with or without tools).
4. Getting sentimental about something (i.e. lump in throat).

1. "Don't nut neck me with that cashew breath!"
2. "She passionately nut necked her boyfriend."

3. "Without pain and purely for experimentation, he cut the blood off from his scrotum by nut necking with a clamp."

4. "Buck up--don't get all nut necked on me now."

by Muh Ken Zee May 9, 2011