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Murrieta Mesa High School 

MMHS is a small, expensive but beautiful campus. Outcast/Eugenes typically go here, mainly the class of 2022 (freshman soon sophmores in 2019) is the outcast/eugenes. They usually are all about and screetching across the hallways and quad section during lunch. They're obnoxiously loud, think Mesa is awesome school that they're making better but in retrospect worse, and think their "privelleged" to go to MMHS. They say all that about Mesa but don't take advantage of the education their getting thats better than MV. They're dumber than all of the classes before them excluding the first 2 years of Mesa. They don't try at school or sports. They join a sport then quit and start screetching or if they're "cool" then have vape parties in the bathroom or be total jerks to random people. If they don't quit then their still trash at whatever they're doing except the freshman swimmers, they're the saviors of Mesa. But besides the class of 2022 they're a still weird people but quiet and nice. Teachers are nice, upper class men are nice and accepting to everyone. Football sucks but basketball is a decent program. Aquatics sports aka swim and water polo are in a renaissance thanks to two freshman. Lacrosse girls are great. Track won 2018 state championship and had some good atheletes in 2019. Cross country has been improving. Tennis is successful program too.
Vista Murrieta Kid- "Mesa sucks dick haha" *throws up V for vista*

Murrieta Mesa Kid- "who cares"

2nd Murrieta Mesa Kid "REEEEEEEEE"

Murrieta Valley Kid- "probably a freshman"

Shivela Middle Schooler- "I want to go to Murrieta Mesa High School mom! All of my friends are going there too!"

Mom- "what your weird friends like Eugene?"
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Known to others as a city in between Los Angeles and San Diego. Known to Murrietans as the place between nowhere and hell. No rain, weather always close to 100 degrees Fahrenheit, most interesting thing is a trampoline park or a shitty "Family Fun" center known as Mulligan's (which is infested with 6 year olds or 10 year olds that claim to be stoner's. After 2 weeks here you want to leave. Every white kid claims he's a pro skater, MX rider, of BMX rider. Every black kid and mexican acts like they're in a gang. We have a very low fucking crime rate so no excitement, or gang. The best drug you can get off the street is fucking oregano. The schools are shitty except the sports. It's Vista Murrieta or nothin' or you're wrong ( the school has like 4000 fucking people).
John: Hey have yo ever been to Murrieta
Nancy: Oh that shithole? Unfortunately yes.
Murrieta by TheRealYungNiBBa February 25, 2017
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Murrieta is a shitty suburb and its always 39 degrees or 103 degrees. There is absolutely nothing to do besides go to a shitty skating ring or go to a mall in temecula where the cops and their assumptions are 12 feet up your ass. Everyone claims to skate and they dress like it ; but no one actually can put two feet on the board. ( Except for an amount that nears 25 kids). It is overpopulated and one high school has over 4000 kids. There is 4 middle schools and 3 high schools. at every one, half of the schools population vapes. So yeah the MURR-TOWN is a splendid place.
Average Joe 1: You ever been to that shithole Murrieta?
Average Joe 2: Ya I have visited the Murr-town, its hell on earth.
Murrieta by whiteguy420 December 23, 2018

Murrieta Mesa 

Murrieta Mesa is a Highschool in Murrieta, Ca that sucks at playing football. Upperclass men thinks they’re better than the lower class. Murrieta Mesa is a white privileged school but who cares, still fun. Murrieta Mesa is a school where goofy fights happen, not so worthy rap battles. Some students in Mesa are tend to not give a fuck about school spirit and think it’s “embarrassing” to participate in any of them especially “Extreme Green” during Fridays.
Vista: Hey, have you heard Murrieta Mesa’s football team sucks and haven’t won against us and MV?

Vista2: Yeah, heard they got a new NFL coach but still lost.
Murrieta Mesa by alvinmendoza09 August 27, 2022
An extremly lame place to live. Thats the fact.
Person 1: Hey lets move to Murrieta!

Person 2: LETS NOT
Murrieta by Elsinor is fun June 6, 2011
A town full of traffic, shopping centers, bisexuals, and beautiful two story houses.

Consists of: Bros, Bro Hoes, Posers, and some hot people.
Ayo I DGAF lets move to murrieta.
Murrieta by Jake Jimenez July 30, 2006

Calvary Chapel Murrieta 

A "school" that was founded in 1990. Since then it has dedicated itself to covering youths ears and shouting " LALALALALA We Cant Hear You! LALALALALALALA". The math department consists of a sub-standard curriculum. One would be able to pass the geometry final by putting "Jesus" for every answer. The English department Curriculum is passed on protestant ideals. During the study of The Scarlet Letter, the teacher tried convincing students that the Puritans were right! History Consists of everything that involved Christians. According to them, the Muslims started the crusades. Every student is required to take a bible class each year. In the case that you graduate in your Junior year and recieve a state accepted diploma with the Schools name on it, you are still not allowed to walk at graduation, simply because you dont have 4 years of bible. All students are required to attend chapel, where we are force feed Calvary's hypercritical view on Christianity. If you have sex, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you drink, you're a sinner and are going to hell. If you go into the military instead of going to a christian college, you're a sinner and are going to hell.
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