misterbating

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

by raujero December 7, 2016

Moisturbating

Verb: To masturbate while using a moisturizing lotion to reduce friction.

Brad was caught moisturbating with Jergens lotion in the bathroom.

by Becca!!!! December 18, 2008

Monsterating

When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".

Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.

by ChiliBoy June 17, 2012

munsterbating

Munsterbating: beating your meat or plugging your hole whilst watching horror movies, Svengouli, Elvira etc.

I caught my uncle fester munsterbating to the casper movie -

by fdrogmank March 6, 2011

Monsterbation

1. The act of masturbating under another's bed/ in their closet then scaring them.

2. The act of masturbating to a monster character(s).

3. To dress up like a monster and then proceed to masturbate.

1. Charlie pranked his roommate Doug by way of monsterbation but felt embarrassed when he realized that he had scared Doug's girlfriend.

2. Charlie has a monster fetish and has been caught in the act of monsterbation.

3. After a night of failed attempts with women on halloween, Charlie decided monsterbation in his zombie costume was the only way he'd get some.

by m.fucci November 5, 2009

monsterating

When two or more women in a household are synchronized with their menstrual cycles.

I have to get out of the house this weekend. My wife and daughter are monsterating.

by jeff74008 May 28, 2012

mansturbating

A man masturbating to the thought of other gay men

I found gay porn on Patrick's computer, he must have been mansturbating

by DR MD August 26, 2009