Cock Mongerer

Something you call someone when you cant think of anything smart to say and want to sound slick.

Guy: Hey man your a dick.
You: Shut up you stupid cock mongerer, why dont you stop mongering with cocks.

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Whore mongerer

One who consumes whores

Damn, that whore mongerer has gone through a thousand women.

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Someone who intentionally tries to stir shit up. Similar to a hate-mongerer, but instead of spreading hate, a shit mongerer spreads shit around.

I can't believe Emily told Jay about what I said. What a shit mongerer!

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A man who lies about how many fish he can catch. To exaggerate the amount of women/men one lays.

Jack: I tell you that party was full of rum cunts. But I did get my dick wet 14 times. 14.
Jill: Jack you're such a mongerer.

mongerer by Dumnugget December 29, 2011

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A man is so in love with dicks he cant spend one minute without being next to one.

Dude some hobo I met, I thought he was cool, but he was just some lame Dick mongerer

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One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

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someone who has been lying low for a period of time returns to the fore with marmite on his nostril. he is a "marmite mongerer"

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