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Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.
Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012
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Naked Mermaid Stance 

Striking a pose while lying down on your side
Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

Little Mermaid Syndrome 

Women who are obsessed with royalty.
Women who fawn over members of the royal family, have little mermaid syndrome.

Mermaid Syndrome 

now it can apply for males as well but typically refers to a beautiful woman that basically so perfect and enticing all men fall in love and willing to do anything for her. Unfortunately for the mermaid, they are unable to love or feel the emotional towards their suitors so they are forever alone and continue look for love. The suitors always experience unfortunate events surrounding the appearance of the mermaid in their lives, sometimes the mermaid ruins emotionally the suitors for life. Very much like the mermaids singing sailors to their water deaths.
"wow look at jasmine"
"yeah just look, she's no good for you, she a siren"
"what do you"
"she has mermaid syndrome, you're going to end up heartbroken and dead"
Mermaid Syndrome by N.I Vega December 15, 2015

Mermaid Shell Parts 

Mermaid Shell Parts- Is a half circle shape hair part used in lore of the traditional box shaped part. The technique is often used when braiding hair.
My styles suggested that instead creating box shaped parting for my braid that we create mermaid shell parts.
Mermaid Shell Parts by L Blunt February 6, 2021

Mermaid surprise 

When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
Mermaid surprise by Jimyee97 July 30, 2017

Mermaid Style 

The act of having sex in a hot tub or jacuzzi. Often seen as a more engaged form of the practice known as a pool riddle
Last night, I brought this girl back to my pool and boned her in the hot tub, mermaid style.